The Eagle Has Landed

So, I’m in New Orleans. I’ll keep this brief as I estimate that I’ve had roughly 8 hours sleep since arriving here at midnight on the 23rd.  Which is not enough hours sleep.  I’ve also consumed the grand total of a salad, six cookies and a strip of bacon.  I call this ‘the moving to a new country diet’.  I’m fairly sure I’ve lost weight.  TRY IT TODAY! Turns out jetlag plus starvation plus insomnia plus stress creates a strange kind of delusional euphoria.  I was wandering around Canal Street on Tuesday, with the intent to procure a cell phone (achieved!) and a bank account (not achieved!), basically off in my own little world and occasionally talking to myself.  A guy covered in red food colouring (I assume it was...


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